The difference between "guts" and "balls"!

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of brandy and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the behind and having the balls to say, "You're next."

Всегда бывает первый раз!

Даже в увольнении...